Unit 3: Protect Yourself.

We recommend you cut out two square pieces of foam rubber, about 1 inch thick. Place a piece in each back pocket.

At some point in the not-too-distant future, the BRAC-masters will hand you beautifully-written letter explaining that you've just been RIF'ed. Their final bit of advice to you will be the classic, "..and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!"

Just in case the door does hit you in the ass, the foam rubber will protect you from injury.